Thumpety thump thump. A tribute to the jolly, happy soul himself: corncob pipe, button nose, and two eyes made out of coal, all the classic details fans know by heart.
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We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.
Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.
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You may return most new, unopened items within 60 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
Thumpety thump thump. A tribute to the jolly, happy soul himself: corncob pipe, button nose, and two eyes made out of coal, all the classic details fans know by heart.
Measurements are in inches unless otherwise noted. If you are between sizes, we recommend sizing up for a more relaxed fit or sizing down for a snugger fit depending on your preference.
| Size | US Men's Shoe | US Women's Shoe | EU Shoe | UK Shoe |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Small | 3 – 5.5 | 5 – 7.5 | 35 – 38 | 2.5 – 5 |
| Medium | 6 – 8.5 | 8 – 10.5 | 39 – 42 | 5.5 – 8 |
| Large | 9 – 12 | 11 – 13 | 43 – 46 | 8.5 – 11.5 |
| X-Large | 12.5 – 15 | — | 47 – 49 | 12 – 14.5 |
| Size | Waist (in) | Hip (in) | US Pant Size |
|---|---|---|---|
| Small | 28 – 30 | 34 – 36 | 28 – 30 |
| Medium | 31 – 33 | 37 – 39 | 31 – 33 |
| Large | 34 – 36 | 40 – 42 | 34 – 36 |
| X-Large | 37 – 39 | 43 – 45 | 37 – 39 |
| XX-Large | 40 – 42 | 46 – 48 | 40 – 42 |
| Size | Chest (in) | Waist (in) | Hip (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| Small | 34 – 36 | 28 – 30 | 34 – 36 |
| Medium | 37 – 39 | 31 – 33 | 37 – 39 |
| Large | 40 – 42 | 34 – 36 | 40 – 42 |
| X-Large | 43 – 45 | 37 – 39 | 43 – 45 |
| XX-Large | 46 – 48 | 40 – 42 | 46 – 48 |
How to measure:
Waist: Measure around your natural waistline, keeping the tape comfortably loose.
Hip: Measure around the fullest part of your hips.
Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape horizontal.
Shoe size: Use your normal US shoe size. If you are between sizes, size up for socks.




